Hitting rewind…
Martinis contain alcohol.
Saturday night was the annual Taste of the Ranch event to benefit Scripps Ranch High School. Did I remember to take a photo to memorialize the festivities? No. That is because Lisa Yates, one of our Buyers’ Specialists, and I were assigned the late shift duties at the Prudential-sponsored Martini Bar. At 9:00 pm it became painfully obvious that the agent charged with securing the ingredients had over-purchased. What are two charming and perky bartenders to do? Answer: Consume the overage. Needless to say, I wasn’t exactly a blur of Mach-speed productivity on Sunday. A younger girl could have rallied.
I would really like to write an offer but…
A client this weekend expressed interest in writing an offer on a property. Like any good agent, the first thing I did was call the listing agent. Are there any other offers? What are the possession considerations? Are there any disclosure issues we should be aware of? What’s up with that assessment? These were my thoughts which, unfortunately, remain unspoken. And the offer remains unwritten.
A phone call to the listing agent (I got voice mail) revealed that any inquiries should be directed to “Agent #2″ as shown in the MLS. Fair enough. This is a busy, busy agent. It is 24 hours later, and I am still waiting on a call from Agent #2, who apparently is also a very busy, busy agent. Now that I think about it, I might have seen them both at my martini bar.
I would like to sell my home but…
I attempted to schedule appointments Friday afternoon in anticipation of showing an out-of-town client homes on Saturday. Simple enough.
Six homes, and three were listed as “shown by appointment only.” Good grief. The average market time for homes offered for sale in San Diego County this morning is 103 days, according to the Sandicor Multiple Listing Service. We know it is actually much longer, as this does not reflect the churning that takes place in a sluggish selling environment. Each time a home is canceled, withdrawn or expired and relisted, the odometer resets to zero.
Home #1: Saturday, it turns out, is not a good day. Market time = 119 days.
Home #2: Two calls to the agent and no return call (still), thus no appointment. We drove by, and my client really thought it looked appealing. She is now on a plane back to Seattle, and this property is still on the market. Market time = 87 days.
Home #3: Success! Owner sat on sofa and watched television while we took the self-guided tour. Market time = 92 days.
Of the three homes which subscribed to the more traditional method of allowing access, “call first/use lockbox,” the average market time is 14 days. A coincidence? Nah.
It never rains in Southern California.
It never rains unless you have a new listing to photograph. Turn-me-sideways wind and torrential downpours ensued late last week and continue. Marketing waits for no one, so the professional photographer did her thing while I dutifully held her umbrella, the result being exterior photos which look as if we were knee-deep in nuclear winter. Can I amend the property description to read, “Light and Bright - I SWEAR!”?
Have you seen this sign?
We are going green-er. This month we began using (more expensive) recycled paper on all of our brochures. This month we also rolled out our “Going Green” program in which all yard signs will carry a supplemental placard explaining the option of foregoing the big tree-killing brochure in favor of a “web card” containing the property vitals and the link to the property web site.
Great plan. Exciting plan. Environmentally responsible plan. The problem is that the signs I ordered in November have still not arrived. Well, they did arrive once, but they lacked the necessary holes whereby they could actually be affixed to the sign post. Not wanting to carry a nail gun, or even a glue gun, in my trunk for the remainder of my career, I insisted that they be reproduced. The second batch, it seems, was loaded onto the delivery truck “some time last month” but “got lost somewhere” during the five-mile trip to my office.
I am mounting a public awareness campaign involving milk cartons and leaflets, and perhaps the Today Show. I want my signs back!
Fast forward…
So, it’s Monday morning, and a new week full of new opportunities awaits me. It’s still raining. The link to my digital monsoon-day photos has finally arrived. 404 Error. Aargh!
I miss the martini bar already.









{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }
Phil Hoover
01.28.08 at 12:42 pm
Sounds like I need to buy you a drink, Kris
Kris Berg
01.28.08 at 1:34 pm
Phil - I should be on the wagon, but… okay!
Phil Hoover
01.28.08 at 1:46 pm
I am sending you one a virtual martini at this moment
I am sure it happy hour somewhere in the world now.
Maureen Francis
01.28.08 at 3:26 pm
If it is any consolation, and I know it is not, I had similar experiences with other agents this weekend. It took about 30 hours for a call back from a listing agent to set an appointment because he was not answering calls on Sunday. Then when he called today (long after I wanted to show the house) he told me, he had to accompany (he lives more than an hour away) and I need a pre-approval letter because the bank that owns the house requires it for showings. Hmmm. That’s dandy. Not an easy showing so far.
Kris Berg
01.28.08 at 5:59 pm
M - How DO these people get the business? And, how can the sellers who throw so many obstacles in the way of potential buyers be surprised when their homes don’t fly off of the shelf? I can’t sell it and my clients can’t buy it if we can’t see it, and we shouldn’t be expected to rub our bellies and pat our heads (the other way around?) while reciting the Gettysburg Address just to gain access. Geez.
Sean Purcell
01.29.08 at 1:16 pm
Kris
Funny post. Funnier still is what passes for a real estate agent sometimes. Funniest of all: these “agents” get hired for listings instead of a full time, professional agent - or maybe that just seemed funnier to me over a margarita (my version of the martini).
Tougher testing and more training. I used to beat this issue like a drum and I finally tired of hearing the lonely echos, but until there is more of a barrier to entry in the profession of real estate (and don’t even get me started on lending - my profession of origin) we will continue to have poorly represented sellers and frustrated buyers.
Speaking of martini bars, have you ever noticed how much more successful broker’s caravans were when cocktails were allowed? I have a theory that the more successful the agent the longer they have been in the business and so the more likely they are to drink
Kris Berg
01.29.08 at 1:23 pm
Tougher testing and more training - Agreed! I also agree that it doesn’t matter how often and how vehemently I argue that the quality of representation does make a huge difference to the success of the transaction and the ultimate bottom line for the client, it seems to continue to fall on deaf ears.
So we drink.
Tara Jacobsen
01.29.08 at 2:34 pm
It is bad enough when it is hard to get the listing agent to let you in BUT it is even worse when the sellers get mad when you have such a great presence that they get TOO many showings….:) I was laughing about this with another agent today! Too many showings…hehehe…argggggggggg! What a high quality problem to have!!!!