Comments on: Newton’s Umpteenth Law – Concurrent Closings

By: Smithers

Smithers — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 05:27:28 +0000

I don’t mean to insinuate that “concurrent closings” is less intersting than “red v. brown sauce” meatloaf.

Just sayin …

By: Kris Berg

Kris Berg — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 00:12:02 +0000

Yes, Smithers. I feel much better. Thanks for your concern. Tomorrow we will be discussing French Dip Sandwiches and Multiple Counter Offers.

By: Smithers

Smithers — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:22:26 +0000

Steve is onto something. My mother (who somehow won the Betty Crocker cooking award in high school in Bend Oregon circa 1950s) made a really terrible meatloaf. It had red sauce that I hated as a kid. I still remember the trauma when it was meatloaf night. Almost as bad as hamburger helper night, but that is for another post.

Took me a long time to finally try meatloaf in restaurant as an adult. Brown sauce, and was yummy.

Kris, yes, concurrent closings. Yes, um, they require coordination and stuff can go wrong. OK then. Feel better?

By: Kris Berg

Kris Berg — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 04:25:03 +0000

Don – I don’t know whether to continue laughing out loud or to cry. MY POST WAS ABOUT CONCURRENT CLOSINGS! Having said that, “Kris” cooked Pizza Hut tonight, so the string theory still applies. You are welcome to pop by over the weekend. It will still be sitting atop my granite counters.

By: Don Reedy

Don Reedy — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:57:35 +0000

Steve,

String theory postulates that the application of ketchup on a 2-day old meatloaf will change the molecular structure in such a manner as to create a change in the meatloaf similar to that which occurs when a 2-day old pizza is left on the counter untouched by all but male hands. That is to say, the vibrations cause an immediate urge to consume, and that vibration resonates at a much higher frequency in the species with the XY chromsome.

So if Kris is cooking meatloaf tonight, how about an invite for Saturday or Sunday morning?

By: Brian Brady

Brian Brady — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 21:10:04 +0000

Is Kris cooking meatloaf tonight?

By: Steve Berg

Steve Berg — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:28:46 +0000

Don – And “Sting Theory” has what to do with meat loaf?

By: Kris Berg

Kris Berg — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:43:44 +0000

No worries, Don. It’s all good. As a veteran agent, I have no doubt you learned mobility long ago.

By: Don Reedy

Don Reedy — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:26:44 +0000

I fear the inevitable now has occurred. As an interested layperson in the field of physics, my favorite idea de jour is “String Theory.” Simply put, it is an elegant way of describing the smallest particles (strings of energy) that constitute our physical makup. But what makes String theory so interesting is the it is based on vibrations of each of the strings, and the concept that in these vibrations we “harmonize” and bring together not only the physical, but also the less scientifically acknowledged worlds of emotion, intuition and things of the spirit.

So here I sit as an agent under the same umbrella as you and Steve, quite a large office, with all the underpinnings of your particular office, and somehow my “strings” are telling me to check out all the diggs in the office to make sure I’m prepared to take occupancy once the movement makes its way to us.

Thanks for the written, and most importantly, vibratory input…..one office holder, plaque, junk, memorabilia and filing cabinet person to another.

By: Kris Berg

Kris Berg — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:40:42 +0000

Glad to see the real point of the post wasn’t lost on you fellas.